Footballers aren't the most intelligent bunch, and former Newcastle United striker Nile Ranger did no favours to that stereotype by getting his own name inked on the side of his head. We don't really know why. Maybe he ran out of space elsewhere, or maybe it was just in case he'd forget his surname. Whatever the case, this is one of the most ridiculous football-related tattoos we've seen in 2013.
Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.