1. "I Won't Spend Any More Money On Doctor Who Merchandise."
Make that, "I won't spend any more money on Doctor Who merchandise today." It's OK to treat yourself sometimes. Besides, your collection just won't be complete until you've got your hands on that life size, remote controlled replica of K-9 you've had your eye on. You know it. The Doctor knows it. Even your bank balance knows it. It's what second mortgages are for, right? What did you think of this list? Is there anything else you'd never hear a Doctor Who fan say? Let us know in the comments!
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.
