20 Hilarious Friends Spin-Offs (That Never Existed)

9. The One With The Terrible British Accent

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Jennifer Coolidge's wonderful, horrible character Amanda Buffamonteezi is a freakin' nightmare.

An ex-roommate of Monica and Phoebe's, Amanda’s loud, obnoxious ego would be bad enough on its own... but like the lunchtime special at the world’s sh*ttiest restaurant, it comes paired with the vinegary white wine of an excruciating fake English accent.

Now, in How To Get Amanda, she's married above her station: she’s just wed nonagenarian shipping magnate Benny Sipatero, who's almost blind and deaf and so believes her to be young, high class British totty.

It’s a marriage made in golddigger heaven. That is, until Amanda discovers that, in Sicily, 'shipping magnate' means 'mafia’…

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