2. Peadophile Pounces The 42 Year Old Virgin
In an episode called "The 42 Year Old Virgin" we find out Stan has never actually killed anyone, there's always been a circumstance where the person has died and it just appears he has killed them. While that's already random enough, the episode just gets more twisted Stan's friends try to help him kill all sorts of people but he just can't pull the trigger. So stand by for Stan's shot at redemption. Steve and his loser friends are lured to a secret cave in a water park by a paedophile and he and the kids are wearing nothing but their bathers. He sprays oil on himself and tells the boys to wrestle him. The gullible group finally realise something is up, except big Barry of course. By this stage the whole scene is actually getting a little awkward to view, but thankfully Stan comes to the rescue. At first Stan tries to arrest the paedophile but when the sick man tells Stan he loves having offensive sex and he'll just re-offend when he gets out, which won't be long because he has a great lawyer, he leaves Stan with no choice but to kill him. So Stan goes to shoot him but "coincidentally" misses and accidentally kills someone else. So the paedophile escapes death, but not prison. The concept of the episode was funny but the scene in the cave was way too odd. The man getting off on the boys bouncing around in their bathers was unpleasant. Paedophilia is not a laughing matter.