Community: Each Character's Hogwarts House
3. Abed - Ravenclaw
Not only would Abed have mapped out his friends' hypothetical Hogwarts Houses, he also would have figured out their wand cores, patronuses, and favourite classes at Hogwarts.
Abed himself would be in Ravenclaw. Not only is he intelligent, he is also constantly learning. He spends his time watching and rewatching movies and TV not just for enjoyment, but to gain a better understanding of them. He does the same with his friends: observing them in order to better see where they are coming from. As he says, "I'm a student of human character," earning him major Ravenclaw points.
Abed also possess a very creative mind, as shown by his countless films, as well as his out-of-the-box spoof/homage ideas. Abed acts like a Ravenclaw, he thinks like one too.