Family Guy: 10 Best Moments

6. Glenn Quagmire Kills Jeffery Fecalman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8idWeP3ctMA When Glenn Quagmire finally has enough of watching his sister Brenda get beaten senseless by her abusive boyfriend Jeffrey Fecalman, he finally decides to take matters into his own hands when his sister continuously refuses to leave him. Along with Peter and Joe, Quagmire invites Jeffrey on a hunting trip, only they're not hunting deer. Just as Quagmire is about to put the wheels of his plan in motion, Jeffrey sneaks up on the group, holds them at gunpoint, disarms them of their weapons and takes Quagmire deep into the woods in Peter's car. Just as Jeffrey is about to unload his gun into Quagmire, he is persuaded to finish the job "like a man" with his own bare hands, and Quagmire is beaten senseless before apparently being throttled to death. Whilst digging a grave, Jeffrey is blinded by the glow of headlights, to which Quagmire utters the immortal line "I choke myself every day!" before he ploughs the car into Fecalman and pins him against a tree, before the gang come up with an elaborate plan to fake his death to Brenda.