South Park: Top 10 Eric Cartman Moments
10. Breast Cancer Show Ever- Defecating On Mr Garrisons Desk
Cartman and Wendys relationship on the show has ranged from intense flirting to pure hatred over the years, but thankfully it has mainly focused on their hatred. Stans conscientious and philanthropic girlfriend is the perfect foil for Cartmans oversized ego, even more so than Kyle.
Breast Cancer Show Ever chronicles one of their many conflicts as Wendy promotes awareness of breast cancer and Cartman fiercely mocks her cause, resulting in an after school fight being arranged for the two.
As Cartman realises that there is a possibility he may lose the fight, primarily due to Wendys genuine hatred of him making her frighteningly fierce, he dreads the end of the day as he watches a clock on the wall quickly tick down. In a moment of pure panic he races to Mr Garrisons desk, drops his trousers and defecates in a bid to receive after school detention, ergo avoiding the fight. As Garrison questions Cartmans actions, Cartman responds with ample bravado, Whats up, whats up? Crapped on your desk dawg, whats up with that? This is the type of scatalogical humour South Park was made for.