TNA's 10 Craziest Matches

4. Lock Box Challenge

The Lock Box match was likely created in a feverish dream of Vince Russo's. One of those dreams where the rules of logic don't make any sense. This dream was then written down on a notepad in the middle of the night. The next day, all he could see was random words like "strip", "lock box", and "keys", so he put them all together for a match, and Dixie signed off on it.

This was a prime example of a time that TNA lost their collective minds. Eight women competed in tag match and scoring a pinfall granted them one of the four keys. The keys would then open a box with various rewards, like Skyrim, only with less realistic items. One case held a contract for a match with the opponent and stipulation of the owners' choosing. Another case held a tarantula, because...ah...forget it. The third had the freaking Knockouts title in it, and the fourth contained a slip of paper saying the woman who opened that case had to strip.

Okay, so right there we have a stupid, sexist and insanely unfair match. Tara had the belt, and even if she won one of the keys, she still only had a 1-in-4 chance of getting her title back! And she didn’t. She was just happy to have her tarantula again, because...ah...forget it. Poor Daffney picked up the strip case, meaning she'd have to remove her clothes, and then hopefully sue the company later for forcing her to strip in front of millions of people. But then, believe it or not, we were swerved!

Daffney began the slowest strip tease in history, and then randomly, for no reason, Lacey Von Erich attacked her. She then disrobed herself to reveal her lingerie. If this makes sense to anyone, please don't keep it to yourself. The world needs to know what went down that night so it will never happen again.