Wrestling's Dumbest Criminals

3. Matt Morgan

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In 2006, Matt Morgan's stutter seemingly got him into bother when he was arrested on a charge of 'putting his foot in his mouth'.

The red mist of road rage descended when a woman cut Morgan off in traffic whilst he was driving to a gym in Louisville, KY. Incensed, Morgan pulled alongside her, wound his window down and yelled, "You better be glad I'm not a police officer!"

A little while later, police interrupted his workout. Apparently, the woman had misunderstood his comment - possibly purposefully - and told cops he had impersonated an officer. They tracked his plate, and cuffed him mid-squat. Now that's a real workout.

Obviously the claims were bogus, and Morgan was released without charge.

 
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