7. Iain Dowie (The Phantom Of The Opera)
PALike Steve Ogrizovic before him, Iain Dowie wasn't blessed with the prettiest of faces - and was often compared to Sloth of "The Goonies" fame (and is another regular on scariest/ugliest footballer
lists). But, given that Sloth isn't a Universal Monster, we've had to compromise. The Phantom of the Opera would hide his face so that nobody could see it and, once it was revealed, there's something of a resemblance to poor Iain Dowie when the former Northern Ireland forward was striking certain poses.
Universal PicturesDowie wasn't the most talented of players, so it certainly must have helped him a little that his mere presence was enough to put the willies up opposing defenders.