12 Newcastle Players That Should Have Been WWE Wrestlers

7. Papiss Cisse

Spit-gate dominated Newcastle's agenda throughout March after Papiss Cisse and Manchester United's Jonny Evans were caught on camera gobbing on each other. With that in mind, Cisse would be perfect for a WWE of yesteryear where just about nothing was off limits and a young Randy Orton was ascending to the top. Orton, under the guise of 'The Legend Killer', was confining every conceivable WWE legend to the history books by disrespecting them in front of the world. As part of his gimmick, Orton would openly spit in the face of any wrestling legend that he would come across. Since the man now known as 'The Viper' doesn't use that tactic anymore, there's certainly a spot open for Cisse.