15 Things We Learned From Newcastle Vs. Portland Timbers 2

4. The Magpies Were The Laughing Stock Of America Last Night

Portland were running away with the game so severely at one point that the American commentators, rather jokingly, made reference to the fact that Newcastle may have been struggling with the kits clashing. That's Newcastle's vertical black and white strips clashing with Portland Timbers 2's all green kit with white shoulders... Urgh!