Benoit Assou-Ekotto is a walking advert for not using electrical items immediately after washing your hands, because it looks as though the on-loan Spurs star has been electrocuted. The left-back, temporarily at Queens Park Rangers, wears a truly shocking hairstyle that gives the Hair Bear Bunch a run for their money. We imagine heading the ball would be particularly difficult...
Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.
