2. Edinson Cavani
If anybody reading this plays a lot of Football Manager (and inevitably you do), then Edinson Cavani is either your star performer or the bane of your life. Cavani has scored 83 goals in 112 appearances for Napoli. I could just leave that there, do a couple of gags about his feminine hairstyle, and move on. But it is not only his goalscoring, but his entire influence on Napoli's game which makes him a superstar, and requiring of a massive amount of money in order to drag him away from the Italian club. He would cost a lot, but Cavani is worth it. Part of the famed Uruguayan strike force alongside Luis Suarez and Diego Forlan, he would score by the bucket load in the Premier League, due to his massive scoring in the defensive heartland of Serie A. I would pay anything to see him in an Arsenal shirt in January, and can only hope that Arsene Wenger feels the same.