Every World Cup 2018 Kit Ranked Worst To Best

3. Colombia

Colombia James Rodriguez WC Kit
Adidas Football

This is pure synthetic sex, a tailored orgasm straight from the loom. Colombia's effort is so easy on the eye that a delinquent James Rodriguez hasn't been asked to clear off from hanging around this row of closed bookies. Not sure about the trackie bottoms, though.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.