Premier League 2017/18: Every Away And Third Kit Ranked

4. Man Utd (Away)

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Adidas/Manchester United FC

For some ungodly reason, Adidas have decided to reproduce Man Utd's diamond-studded away kit of 1990-92, albeit in black, because you know, black's what's hip with the kids today. It's a curious descent into s**tchic, the same dark nostalgia which has influenced Huddersfield's remarkable change strip (still to come).

Quite what Paul Pogba is propositioning the photographer for is speculation best left for elsewhere. Ander Herrera is clearly bemused. But he shouldn't be. This is the best black kit by far.

 
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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.