Premier League 2017/18: Every Away And Third Kit Ranked

5. Newcastle United (Third)

Newcastle United 17 18 Puma Third Kit F
Puma/Newcastle United FC

Black might be à la mode (fashionable, not with ice cream) this season, but Newcastle have went a bit far in plumping for two shades of it for their elegant third strip. The subtle pitch-on-pitch (on pitch) number would have been one of the league's classiest kits, but for the massive gold 'FUN88' sponsor plastered across the front.

It's still swish, but in that ersatz-ritzy style of a high-street casino.

 
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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.