REVEALED - What Every Newcastle Player Got Up To On Their Summer Holiday

13. Where Do You Start With This Guy?

What a summer it has been for Papiss Cisse... After travelling to Paris to get married to a Senegalese volleyball player while still dating another Geordie lass, the Senegalese striker jetted off to him homeland to visit a number of projects he is funding as well as finding time to conduct a sit down interview with Sky Sports News. All of this has taken place while the club, reportedly, are desperate to get rid of the 30-year-old, who almost singlehandedly kept United in the Premier League last season. The club would certainly be playing Championship football next term if it wasn't for his 11 goals. The former Freiburg man is determined to say put, however... https://twitter.com/CissePapiss/status/613327739316252672