Top 10 Nicknames in MMA

7. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Any casual fan reading this just said, "That guy has a first name? I thought he was born as Rampage." I wish I could say his nickname was still fitting for his fighting style. I put his nickname on the list for his past accomplishments. In the past he really was a rampage. He used to go crazy on his opponents. Anyway he could attack, he would use. He slammed his opponents like they weighed a pound. His power was feared by any man. Once he started throwing chances were you weren't staying conscious. Nowadays, his nickname is more appropriate for his antics outside of the cage. After his loss to Forrest Griffin, he went on an energy drink binge and started a rampage in his monster truck. I miss the old Rampage. We all do.
 
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