What Goes Through This Newcastle Legend's Mind?

You are not drunk - this actually happened.

If you're a regular on Twitter, you may have noticed a certain Toon legend's bizarre post recently. Tino Asprilla is not exactly one to have shied away from controversy in the past - allegedly shooting at security guards in Colombia and making his Newcastle team-mates watch his partner in a porn film just to name a few stories - but his latest 'activity' is beyond belief. Not content with posting football videos and pictures of himself with his female 'friends', he decided to up the ante. His ball skills on the football pitch were second to none and he often left defenders in a tangle in the Premier League, but why he thought he'd train his horse to play the beautiful game is anyone's guess. You may be thinking that this isn't exactly a newsworthy feat, and if that was all, you'd be correct. However, put Tino riding the horse in a dinosaur costume and there you have it - an internet video in the making! https://twitter.com/TinoasprillaH/status/700354124680982528 Many fans would love to see Tino back in black in white, but after this footage and the way things are going at Newcastle, some might even take his four-legged friend!
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Geordie journalist with itchy feet having lived in Tenerife, France, Belfast and Australia.