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Gaming guru. British person. Biscuit consumer. Batman obsessive. Writing wonderful wordy witticisms for your viewing pleasure since 1692.

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12 Embarrassing Things All Gamers Do But Would Never Admit

This isn't just an article my friends - this is a life guide that you should follow for the…
Gaming
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10 Outrageously Sexual Moments In Super Mario History

Happy 30th birthday, you dirty little plumber.
Gaming
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Final Fantasy XV: 9 Big Changes You Need To Know About

Almost a decade in development, it's a completely different beast now than 2006.
Gaming
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Mass Effect: 15 Easter Eggs, Secrets & References You Totally Missed

From the Geth doing the robot to Shakespearean alien plays...
Gaming
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10 Sega Mega Drive Games You Forgot You Loved

It's one of those awesome 'You'll remember way more than you think' type deals.
Gaming
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Assassin's Creed: Victory - 10 Locations Far Better Than London

Victorian England versus feudal Japan? No contest.
Gaming
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Batman: Arkham Knight - 12 Details In The Trailers You Totally Missed

Gotham's billboards give away far more than you might think.
Gaming
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17 Last-Gen Video Games That Will Be Viewed As Classics In Years To Come

When you're all playing with your VR, we'll be dusting off these classics.
Gaming
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10 Forgotten Playstation Classics That Would Sell Millions

Dust off these old fogies Sony; it's time for a comeback.
Gaming
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Assassin's Creed: Unity - 10 Things We Can't Wait To Experience

Requiescat in Pace in Paris.
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30 Greatest Mugshots Of All Time

Crime doesn't pay. But it is pretty hilarious.
Gaming
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20 Things RPGs Taught Us About Life

Note to self: Badgers, foxes and other assorted wildlife in the real world do not give up cash.
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10 Ridiculous Things We Just Had To Go With In Bioshock

In a world of clones, flying cities and mechanical giant birds... what's not to love?
Gaming
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Watch Dogs 2: 8 Past Mistakes It Must Fix

We know the inevitable sequels are coming - so what must be done to save the game's already…
Gaming
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22 Problems Only Gamers Will Understand

That feeling that strikes fear into the hearts of gamers everywhere - forgetting when you last…
Gaming
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Bloodborne: 10 Lessons It Must Learn From The Souls Games

With the 'Souls games having one of the best communities going, what should Bloodborne do to…
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10 Biggest Disappointments Of E3 2014

With an abundance of CG trailers and some hugely missed opportunities, E3 was something of a…
Gaming
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The Witcher 3: 8 Reasons It's The Game Of E3

Move over Skyrim and Warcraft, there's a new RPG king in town.
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Mass Effect Movie: 10 Ways To Make It Not Suck

One of most beloved franchises of all time had the worst ending in gaming history... could…
Gaming
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Assassin's Creed Unity: 10 Past Mistakes It Must Avoid

Although Black Flag was something of a return to form, how does Ubisoft keep the series flying…
Gaming
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E3 2014: 17 Things We'd All Love To See Happen

Dare to dream... And then probably be disappointed.
Gaming
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10 Biggest Gaming News Stories That Shocked The World

Network outages, corporate policy back-pedals and even the labelling of some titles as…
Gaming
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10 Perfect Video Games That NEVER Need To Be Remade

The gaming industry loves to go all Hollywood on us and revamp old titles, but which titles…
Gaming
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E3: 12 Incredible Leaked Sony Games That Will Rule 2014

Well, if these are true then you might as well rename Microsoft's console to the 'Xbox What?'
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20 Idiotic Decisions Made By Star Wars Characters

An epic saga. Not quite so epic decisions.
Gaming
Dark Souls

20 Things Only Dark Souls Fans Will Understand

From admiring a lovely view to masochistically powering through even the most arduous boss…
Offbeat
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19 Horrible Things About Life You Only Learn After Uni

That degree? Yeah, it's probably worthless.
Offbeat
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26 Marvellously British Problems That Make Life Awkward For Us All

Tea, weather, and closet alcoholism. God save the Queen!
Offbeat
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18 Dumbest Yahoo Questions That Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

If it sounds stupid in your head, you probably shouldn't put it on the internet.
Gaming
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10 Video Games With Utterly Ludicrous Premises You Won’t Believe They Released

Behold the Goat Simulator, and his equally ridiculous bretheren.