10 Bizarre Jose Mourinho Moments

So far on this list, we've had voyeurs, cows, Judas Iscariot and much more so hopefully what comes next won't be too much of a stretch. At the end of Jose's first run as Chelsea manager, he was at his wit's end. Not too long before parting ways with Roman Abramovich he came out with an elongated analogy that managed to both entertain and confuse with its brilliance.

Discuss Chelsea's position he explained, "The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket, you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."

He then left the club and went to Inter. Presumably, they have better eggs there. Not sure they have Waitrose though, Jose.