14 Things Luis Suarez Can't Do During His Ban (And 8 He Surprisingly Can)

4. Talk About Football On Social Media

https://twitter.com/luis16suarez/status/483659463417548800 Because allowing volatile, controversial figures from the beautiful game to spout their opinions unmolested on social media has ALWAYS gone well.

3. Attend Amateur Football Games As Long As It's Not In A Stadium

Wikimedia CommonsWikimedia CommonsThere's nothing quite like the experience of so-called "proper" football - the smell of disappointment and last night's beers heavy on the air, and imagine the storm created if among the over-zealous parents

2. Watch Football On The TV Both At Home And In Public Places

Barca TVBarca TVPresumably, he will be hoping he's not forced to watch the first time his new side face Real Madrid on a TV screen.

1. Play On FIFA, Or PES, Or Football Manager

EA SportsEA SportsFour months is a long time to be out of action, so Suarez could build up an incredible Ultimate Team line-up, since FIFA haven't yet taken away his games consoles (and aren't expected to). Fair warning though: David James' well-publicised rubbishness at Liverpool was down to playing too many video games, so it's important to maintain a smart work/gaming balance. Do you agree with the terms of Luis Suarez's ban? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.
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