5. Your Gambling
Watching football on any channel with adverts will inform you of one thing; the modern football fan has the propensity to bet. They laaaaaaaav it as Ray Winstone might say. "I've balanced out my bets on my Bet365 account against the free £10 bet I got with Sky so there's no way I'll lose. Also, Paddy Power were offering money back on draws so I...." Not content with just watching the game itself, you enjoy having a bit of money on the game because it "increases the excitement". iPhone in hand, you constantly update the BBC Sport homepage, hoping that Swindon will score that late goal so your £2 accumulator comes through. If this happens you are a genius. If not, someone not putting that sitter away shafted your otherwise flawless choices. I hate listening to people talking about them and I hate it even more when they win (that's just jealousy more than anything). Don't get me wrong, I love a good bet. All I ask is you don't shove your William Hill slip in my face.