Every World Cup 2018 Kit Ranked Worst To Best

14. England

Nike England 2018 World Cup Kit 1
Nike Football

Harry Kane is pictured here modelling England's new kit during a dust-storm on Mars, which by some peculiar coincidence just happens to be the Three Lions' Official Nougat-filled Chocolate Partner. It departs from the norm established by recent England kits by being not terrible, but is it a strip to go all the way in? Oh my, no.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.