Every World Cup 2018 Kit Ranked Worst To Best

13. Argentina

Argentina New World Cup Kit Lionel Messi
Adidas

No amount of beards, tattoos and leaning again barrio walls will make Lionel Messi hipster-chic. Argentina's Russia regalia is supposedly based on their Copa America '93 winning shirt, in so far as it's blue and white. This interpretation has a pixelated gradient on what are otherwise perfectly fine sky blue stripes, because modern football is wank.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.