7. Being Too Busy To Edit Your Own Personal Website Because You Are Too Distracted Winning Things At Paris Saint-Germain
Cabaye has his very own professionally-made personal website - full of images of himself in smart suits, tuxedos and various other garments. Although it looks very well made, the fact is that, since Cabaye departed Newcastle, he has not once updated it - and he still refers to himself as being a Magpies player on his bio. Oh how the Toon faithful can wish...
NUFC editor for WhatCulture.com/NUFC. History graduate (University of Edinburgh) and NCTJ-trained journalist. I love sports, hopelessly following Newcastle United and Newcastle Falcons. My pastimes include watching and attending sports matches religiously, reading spy books and sampling ales.