Newcastle Transfers: 10 Perfect Signings Carver Won't Make Today

10. Danny Ings

He's a goalscorer, he's British - which is apparently key to Newcastle's new transfer strategy, much to the delight of confusing xenophobes who sit on Sky Sports panels and claim Newcastle's problems are either that they buy too many foreigners, or don't buy enough players full stop - and he's available. With his contract running down, Ings would be available for much lower than he's actually worth, as Burnley might be tempted to sell rather than seeing him go for nothing in the summer. But he's got a lot of suitors, and he won't be able to turn Newcastle to sit on Liverpool's bench miserably if the Magpies don't even put an offer in.