Move over Danny Sturridge, theres a younger footballer with a more obscure background than you, who cost less and dresses better. Since Ayoze Pérez came to the Premier League his form on the pitch has been a breath of fresh air for everyone on Tyneside. Many wondered why Newcastle looked towards the lesser Spanish league striker to bolster their attacking options after a disastrous term in front of goal, but for a mere couple of million doubters have been silenced by one of the summers biggest bargains. But aside from his sleek play on the pitch, one painfully obvious fact has gone unnoticed amidst his run of eye-catching form: Ayoze is quite clearly the freshest, most underrated and arguably greatest hipster player to grace the Premier League in recent years. Without the obligatory beard, a number of staple tattoos and a celebrity laden Instagram account this may have gone unnoticed amidst those less aware of understated chic, and you may be forgiven for being unaware of anything different about the young Spaniard. But his debonair dress sense, quietly confident character and impeccable barnet are just some of the reasons why Pérez is clearly the Premier League's latest unorthodox choice...
