Level Four
Forfeit: 3 ShotsCarlos Tevez Is Seen Boarding A One Way Jet-Ski To Argentina ...With his golf clubs strapped firmly to his back.
Jim White Struggles To Control THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICEYou Forget To Eat All Day, While Glued To Sky Sports NewsA Roaming Reporter Is Physically Abused By Over-Excited Fans ...Add a shot if human nudity is visible in the background of any report.
Stoke City Buy 18 Strikers, As Tony Pulis Has A Nervous BreakdownAn Agent Is Interviewed And Pretends To Be Anything Other Than A Professional LeechSunderland's Car Park Resembles A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Devoid Of Fans Or CarsSky Sports Acknowledge That There Are In Fact Other Sports Still Happening
Level Five
Forfeit: Down Drink, Shoot 2 ShotsAndy Carroll Is Flown Hanging From The Bottom Of A Helicopter To Anywhere That Will Have HimYou Forget To Use The Toilet All Day, And Wet Yourself At The Turn Of 11pmManchester City Spend £1billion On A Pair Of Messi's Underpants, In The Hope Of Cloning HimSam Allardyce Buys Someone Famed For Their Flair And Passing AbilityNatalie Sawyer Realises She Is Little More Than Eye Candy And Comes Dressed In A Roll-Neck SweaterDavid Craig Is Stripped Naked And Carried Off By Newcastle Fans Still Angry At His Collusion With The Board During The Andy Carroll TransferThe Sky Pad Malfunctions, Showing Questionable User History
Special Level 6
Natalie Sawyer Puts Us All Out Of Our Misery By Choking Jim White With His Own Phone Forfeit: Drink every liquid in the house, including anti-freeze, bleach and the water out of the washing machine. And if you're still conscious by 11pm as the window slams shut, congratulate yourself and start to plan for the lunacy of August 31st...