Much like the 'childish' problem faced with early Mickey, Peter Kay fell into the same 'nothingy' trap. The Abzorbaloff was a monster designed by nine-year-old William Grantham of Colchester, for a 'Design a Doctor Who Monster' competition held by Blue Peter and appeared in the episode "Love & Monsters". Peter Kay, as the Abzorbaloff obviously, is a creature that absorbs other living beings into his body with a simple touch. In doing so, the Abzorbaloff makes his victims part of himself, adding their memories and knowledge to his own while slowly killing them. The potential for this villain is brilliant. Instead of a complex, multiple personality character with depth and layers we saw Peter Kay playing the role of Peter Kay in a fancy costume, sticking his tongue out a lot. It is easily one of the laziest performances ever seen.
I have been described as a sportsman with the brain of an athlete and the body of a scientist. Since it was established that playing wouldn't work out for me I have taken to writing.
